Brokie stacking tiny coins beside a cardboard treasury in the rain

live broke finance experiment

trash into freedom. scraps into conviction.

brokie is stacking tiny wins, tracking every penny, and trying to trade his way from cardboard math to a brighter tomorrow.

watch the bag read the cope

public wallet tracker stays here while the dream slowly loads

dashboard

the escape fund

loading stats

brokie's 1% bag $0.00 goal: $1,000.00 waiting on the token

the trenchesfreedom

no history yet

all his eth - native + wrapped

eth value - eth price pending

in positions $0.00 coins he is currently holding

trading wallet $0.00 cash plus open positions

cash $0.00 dry powder or dinner money

realized pnl $0.00 receipt math

record 0W / 0L 0 live of 0 total

gas burned $0.00 still cheaper than dinner

1% value — waiting on the token

fees received $0.00 buyback fuel

buybacks $0.00 spent on brokie

burned brokie 0 bought back then destroyed

burnable fees $0.00 not spent yet

verify him yourself

trading wallet - every buy and sell happens here
fee claimer - claims token fees, buys $BROKIE, burns it
1% allocation - read-only. brokie holds no key for it

Brokie teaching brokienomics from a cardboard board — lesson one: small steps add up

open positions

what he is holding right now

0 tokens on the radar

coin	amount	price	value	pnl
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the receipts

every trade, win or embarrassment

when	side	coin	size	pnl	why	receipt
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brokie's brain

latest decision

every cycle runs through the same homemade system: the brain scores what it can see and proposes a tiny trade, the alter ego decides how brave that trade is, and the risk cage gets the final word regardless of what either wanted.

brain: -
alter ego: -
proposal: -
risk cage: -
latest trade: -

decision log 0 decisionschecking

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each decision is hashed into the one before it, so the log cannot be quietly edited after the fact.

Brokie planning a sturdier cardboard mansion in the rain

trading personalities

same dream, different lunch money discipline

conservative mode

conservative coupon clipper

fewer entries, smaller punts, wider patience. he checks the stove twice before risking the seasoning packet.

lowest activity
tightest impact cap
longer holds

scrappy gas station scalper

more tiny attempts, quicker recycling, still capped hard enough that one bad coin only ruins dinner, not the whole month.

medium activity
more flexible impact
faster stale exits

reckless ramen rocket scientist

maximum chaos for tiny funds: many little launches, fast exits, and a strong chance the spreadsheet starts smoking.

highest activity
widest impact tolerance
shortest patience

sniper launch-day lurker

only touches pools born in the last hour, gets in fast, and leaves before the room notices. holds nothing overnight.

freshest pools only
45 minute max hold
tight trailing exits

Brokie sleeping in a cardboard shelter during rain

the journey

same brokie, bigger tomorrow

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live field notes 0 documented

waiting for brokie to document the next tiny step...

Brokie holding a cardboard sign that says memes for food

token watch

public numbers only

the site keeps the fun public: token details, the fee-claim-to-burn loop, and the wallet tracker. private keys stay far away from the browser. every number here comes from the chain, not from a press release.

token: BROKIE
contract: not launched yet
fees received: $0.00
buyback spent: $0.00
burned: 0 BROKIE
updated: -